Commissions | Art Status | Characters | Friends and Watchers | Mafia Family

OOOO SUSPENSE!
Bull shit. OKAY NEW MOON DIRECTOR.
WORST FUCKING ENDING E-V-E-R

Yes. Yes I did see New Moon.
And yes I did think it was utter epic failure.
But it was bad enough to laugh at -- thank god. Or else I'm fairly certain I would have an hero'd right then and there xDD

But seriously, Edward, you are NOT hot, you are NOT sexy, and you DEFINITLY. NOT. A. VAMPIRE.
They do not sparkle.
What the fuck.
"THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLLERRRRRR GRAWWWWWWW D<!!!!!one1ONE111!!ELEVENNN"
Yeahno.
Killer's don't fucking sparkle, honey.
But that was the first fail movie. I'm talking about the second fail movie xDD

So, pretty much --
Eddy-fag: BELLA I LOOOOVEEE YOU TAKE A PRESENT
Bella:
Eddy-fag: BELLA I HAAATEEE YOU YOU AREN'T GOOD FOR ME GO AWAY BITCH
Bella:
Jake: OMG BELLA, BE MY GF PLEEZ?
Bella: NO WAI UR UNDERAGEEEE BUT UR LYKE, TTLY MAH BROTHERRRR
Jake:
Bella: HOMG MAKE BYKES WITH ME PLZ
Jake: K. WE MAKE BYKES.
Bella: -fails at life because she wants to hear EDDY-FAG-
-some other shit happens that I don't care about wheeeee -- ohwait no, Jacob turned sexy and cut his hair. That was the only part of the movie I cared about 8D-
And because I don't feel like typing the rest out, pretty much, Edward almost an hero'd the fuck outta here (DAMNIT, WHY DIDN'T HE FUCKING DIEEEEE BITCH) and Bella being a SPESHUL SNOWFLAYKE saved his sorry ass instead of dying too.

Honestly, I think Bella and Edward should have died and Jacob should have lived in the end and then the books would be happy.
Or if maybe Bella lived and turned into a non-mary-sue
But I guess that will never happen, because Stefanie Mayer is a horrible writer and if she can publish a book, I can definitly publish my NaNoWriMo novel too.
Unedited.
Hodamn.

Alright this was random. But fun.
Pretty much, the movie is horrible. But it's horrible enough that it's super easy to make fun of and laugh at.
The ending. Oh, the ending.
Learn how to make an ending, please. For everyone's sake -- that was the worst ending ever.
You don't cut off before she asnwers you retards. we all know her answer, there's NO SUSPENSE.

Lol Breaking fail as a movie will be...will be horrible. So terrible that you can't even make fun of it.

Oh, and she got the whol happy ending shit from the vampire diaries -- but the Vamp Diaries did it SOOOO SOSOSO much better.
There was ACTION in the book, rather than bull shit HOMG NOTHING HAPPENED THERE WAS NO FIGHT CUZ BELLAZ A SPESHUL SNOWFLAYKE.

Yeahno.
Fail Stefanie Mayer.
Fail.

BUT HOMFG. TAYLOR FUCKING LAUTNER.
THAT IS THE ONLY REASON THIS MOVIE WAS EVEN BARELY WORTH WATCHING.
HIS BODY.
I WANT IT.
-shot for wesker quote-
BUT STILL.
So sexy ;_____;
The wolf animation was amazing, that made the movie a bit worth it as well.
I still wish he had killed Eddy-fag at the end though...>>

GO TEAM TYLER'S VAN 8D
Okay...okay yeah I'm done xDD

Well, that was my night 8D Hope you enjoyed reading this...xDD

Kudos to you if you did lol C:

That is all~

CSS Journal Coded by =FleX177