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Mafia Family OOOO SUSPENSE!
Bull shit. OKAY NEW MOON DIRECTOR.
WORST FUCKING ENDING
E-V-E-RYes. Yes I
did see New Moon.
And yes I
did think it was utter epic failure.
But it was bad enough to laugh at -- thank god. Or else I'm fairly certain I would have an hero'd right then and there xDD
But seriously, Edward, you are NOT hot, you are NOT sexy, and you DEFINITLY. NOT. A. VAMPIRE.
They do not sparkle.
What the fuck.
"THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLLERRRRRR GRAWWWWWWW D<!!!!!one1ONE111!!ELEVENNN"
Yeahno.
Killer's don't fucking sparkle, honey.
But that was the first fail movie. I'm talking about the second fail movie xDD
So, pretty much --
Eddy-fag: BELLA I LOOOOVEEE YOU TAKE A PRESENT
Bella:

Eddy-fag: BELLA I HAAATEEE YOU YOU AREN'T GOOD FOR ME GO AWAY BITCH
Bella:

Jake: OMG BELLA, BE MY GF PLEEZ?
Bella: NO WAI UR UNDERAGEEEE BUT UR LYKE, TTLY MAH BROTHERRRR
Jake:

Bella: HOMG MAKE BYKES WITH ME PLZ
Jake: K. WE MAKE BYKES.
Bella: -fails at life because she wants to hear EDDY-FAG-
-some other shit happens that I don't care about wheeeee -- ohwait no, Jacob turned sexy and cut his hair. That was the only part of the movie I cared about 8D-
And because I don't feel like typing the rest out, pretty much, Edward almost an hero'd the fuck outta here (DAMNIT, WHY DIDN'T HE FUCKING DIEEEEE BITCH) and Bella being a SPESHUL SNOWFLAYKE saved his sorry ass instead of dying too.
Honestly, I think Bella and Edward should have died and Jacob should have lived in the end and then the books would be happy.
Or if maybe Bella lived and turned into a non-mary-sue
But I guess that will never happen, because Stefanie Mayer is a horrible writer and if she can publish a book, I can definitly publish my NaNoWriMo novel too.
Unedited.
Hodamn.
Alright this was random. But fun.
Pretty much, the movie is horrible. But it's horrible enough that it's super easy to make fun of and laugh at.
The ending. Oh, the ending.
Learn how to make an ending, please. For everyone's sake -- that was the worst ending ever.
You don't cut off before she asnwers you retards. we all know her answer, there's NO SUSPENSE.
Lol Breaking fail as a movie will be...will be horrible. So terrible that you can't even make fun of it.
Oh, and she got the whol happy ending shit from the vampire diaries -- but the Vamp Diaries did it SOOOO SOSOSO much better.
There was ACTION in the book, rather than bull shit HOMG NOTHING HAPPENED THERE WAS NO FIGHT CUZ BELLAZ A SPESHUL SNOWFLAYKE.
Yeahno.
Fail Stefanie Mayer.
Fail.
BUT HOMFG. TAYLOR FUCKING LAUTNER.
THAT IS THE ONLY REASON THIS MOVIE WAS EVEN BARELY WORTH WATCHING.
HIS BODY.
I WANT IT.
-shot for wesker quote-
BUT STILL.
So sexy ;_____;
The wolf animation was amazing, that made the movie a bit worth it as well.
I still wish he had killed Eddy-fag at the end though...>>
GO TEAM TYLER'S VAN 8D
Okay...okay yeah I'm done xDD
Well, that was my night 8D Hope you enjoyed reading this...xDD
Kudos to you if you did lol C:
That is all~

...
That...
Those requests on FB...
They just made me laugh so much...
what the fuck is wrong with you
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Awesome Akaito avatar made by ~Shioiri
I'm insane
YOU'D BETTER ACCEPT BECUZ AH LAWV YEWWWW
-shotabilliontimes-
But...but I'm glad they made you laugh c:
That's a good thing <3 lol
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If the world's given up on me,
I know you'd be there by my side.
And if the world's given up on you,
I'd never follow suit.
But what am I to do if I was wrong?
So...so wrong?
And the person who's given up on me,
is you?
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Awesome Akaito avatar made by ~Shioiri
--
If the world's given up on me,
I know you'd be there by my side.
And if the world's given up on you,
I'd never follow suit.
But what am I to do if I was wrong?
So...so wrong?
And the person who's given up on me,
is you?
--
Awesome Akaito avatar made by ~Shioiri
--
If the world's given up on me,
I know you'd be there by my side.
And if the world's given up on you,
I'd never follow suit.
But what am I to do if I was wrong?
So...so wrong?
And the person who's given up on me,
is you?
gee, idk, cause it goes something like "I apologized, what else do you want from me?"...?
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Awesome Akaito avatar made by ~Shioiri
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Icon base by ~fooxifox.
--
If the world's given up on me,
I know you'd be there by my side.
And if the world's given up on you,
I'd never follow suit.
But what am I to do if I was wrong?
So...so wrong?
And the person who's given up on me,
is you?
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Prints: [link]
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If the world's given up on me,
I know you'd be there by my side.
And if the world's given up on you,
I'd never follow suit.
But what am I to do if I was wrong?
So...so wrong?
And the person who's given up on me,
is you?
--
"I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces!"
--
If the world's given up on me,
I know you'd be there by my side.
And if the world's given up on you,
I'd never follow suit.
But what am I to do if I was wrong?
So...so wrong?
And the person who's given up on me,
is you?
Is it from anything?
--
I screwed in a light bulb,
Crossed the road,
and walking into a bar,
and then I realized...
My life was just a big joke!
And, nope. Just sorta slapped it together myself :3
--
If the world's given up on me,
I know you'd be there by my side.
And if the world's given up on you,
I'd never follow suit.
But what am I to do if I was wrong?
So...so wrong?
And the person who's given up on me,
is you?
--
I screwed in a light bulb,
Crossed the road,
and walking into a bar,
and then I realized...
My life was just a big joke!
--
If the world's given up on me,
I know you'd be there by my side.
And if the world's given up on you,
I'd never follow suit.
But what am I to do if I was wrong?
So...so wrong?
And the person who's given up on me,
is you?
--
I screwed in a light bulb,
Crossed the road,
and walking into a bar,
and then I realized...
My life was just a big joke!
--
my moe brings all the boys to the ya- *shot*
--
If the world's given up on me,
I know you'd be there by my side.
And if the world's given up on you,
I'd never follow suit.
But what am I to do if I was wrong?
So...so wrong?
And the person who's given up on me,
is you?
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Smile at death, and death will smile back.
Oh, by the way, are you doing NaNoWriMo this year?
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If the world's given up on me,
I know you'd be there by my side.
And if the world's given up on you,
I'd never follow suit.
But what am I to do if I was wrong?
So...so wrong?
And the person who's given up on me,
is you?
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